Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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