Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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