I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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