i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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