everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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