Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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