1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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