so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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