One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
You're like the curious george of whores
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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