Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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