Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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