They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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