You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I can't turn off my feet"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
did i just pee glitter
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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