new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
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