let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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