Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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