she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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