Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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