There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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