Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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