he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I love you. Go after that dick
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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