I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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