I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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