i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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