I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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