no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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