Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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