people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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