this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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