i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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