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he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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