Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
dude. I can hear the air.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
