it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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