no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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