TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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