: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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