She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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