This is not my ceiling
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Someone shattered a urinal.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
