I hope mine doesn't look like that
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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