haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
