I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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