I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
My ass is underappreciated
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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