I wish i was in the wii world.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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