okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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