Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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