just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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