An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I currently don't understand fingers.
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