what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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