problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I cockslap morals
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
