Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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