Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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