Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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