I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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