Your tits are I can't wait for
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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